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Tuesday, October 18, 2005

summer punch!

wondering whats the title about? it's actually the name of my personal website. =D

setting up a website has always been one of my greatest dreams, because it is a place that i can fully control and manage all by myself. it is also a place that i can spread whatever message that i want many people to know and see.

first, i learnt how to design. the very first website i designed is my secondary school's npcc website, which is now still hosted by MOE. then i went on to try making blog templates, experimenting as many different design styles as possible. well this year i successfully entered my dream course - digital media design, which allowed me to have greater understanding in design.

next, i need to know how to get a domain and a host so that i can set up my website. thanks to wei da, i was able to buy the domain quickly.

want to see how my website looks like? click here.

fail successfully or successful failure ... whatever

Monday, October 10, 2005

Never Listen to a Burning Bush~

Alright, its been pretty dead and Im not about to heap a chunk of heavy stuff on everyone ~ lest I get the reputation of being one to churn out lecture after lecture. Lets just talk crap today- sounds good? ^_^

You know what's crap? Living with the potential that someone might spot something unlawful in your blog and put you in jail is crap. Blogging trash about your teachers which in turn can get you out of school is crap. Hyping up the new JC experience only to tell us it is only going to be implemented in 2006 is crap. Oops, the last part was my own entry (Forget it, that is an order)

First I am not sheltering them, my goodness, racist remarks in Singapore! Its like moving a jumbo-jet in a no fly zone (Umm im not sure if you can do that but it sounded logical~ don't shoot me down if it's wrong, this is crap remember?), driving a monster truck in a picycle park (ok that was way off) or aiming a obviously loaded pistol to your head. Simple terms? Its social suicide in racially harmonous Singapore.

Then again you can't help but have a wee bit of sympathy for those guys, and of course, watching what you type under the "invincible" cover of the "anonymous". As far as I know, I'll be watching my tongue~ I mean fingers when i let my blog do the talking. Got to toe, or thumb the line.

If you've ever made someone take the rap for something you did here's a nifty question for you. Who can you pin all he blame onfor soemthing horrendous you did without worrying about it backfiring?(ok it isnt exactly backfiring, you'll see in a while) The answer? Ask our "beloved" superpower world leader George the monkey W.Bush Still no idea what I'm talking about, go read the papers or run a search, its an OUTRAGE. Let me quote this "great man of religion" kudos to BBC UK

President Bush said to all of us: 'I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, "George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan." And I did, and then God would tell me, "George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq …" And I did. And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, "Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East." And by God I'm gonna do it.'"

Do you believe it? Go read it again, the world is in an uproar (i infer) This man, blames says he was sent to do all this by God! The ultimate backing cushion, the great one no one can question. God. And now, I guess they have realised the potential for that statement ot backfire. The world will either hail him as some hero (highly unlikely) or like whats happening know, flame them like a Burger King Whopper pattie.

Now in a bid to rectify the situation (I think), a new report is in
The White House has dismissed as "absurd" allegations made in a BBC TV series that President Bush claimed God told him to invade Iraq. "He's never made such comments," White House spokesman Scott McClellan said. Once again, credit goes to BBC UK. To put in cadidly, let me quote a friend of mine- "I is speechless"

Maybe George wil get if off easy, like wandering in a desert for 40 years like moses did. Listen to a talking bush indeed. (read the bible)

God bless America, we love the ridiculous entertainment your good work.

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Friday, October 07, 2005

"You jump, I jump"

Once there were two slippers who were very much in love with each other. One day, after watching "Titanic" in their rack, since channel 5 had nothing to show, their owner brought them to the beach. She left them on a bench and went to collect seashells.

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"If only you would love me the way Jack does." (right slipper)
"Who says I don't? You are my other half." (left slipper)
"Really? Then jump!" (right slipper)
"Don't forget it's 'you jump I jump' dumb." (left slipper)
"I'm not afraid of dying, I'll jump." (right slipper)

And with that, she jumped.

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Fucking show, I hate jumping. And it's so dirty down there. Isn't it enough for that bitch to be stepped on everyday, plus, don't she remember that we are just fucking pieces of rubber and WON'T die?

No choice but to jump, can't see where she is. Otherwise, later will get it when we reached home. She will definately get the rest of her high-heel mates and step on me. ~Sigh

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"Now I know you really love me." (right slipper)
"Whatever" (left slipper, swearing never to watch another goddamm romance movie.)

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